Televangelism

When I came home from work at 5am the other day, I was bored out of my wits so I turned the television on (a rarity these days because of work and shit). I was flipping through the channels and was hoping The Simpsons is on. I forgot that Simpsons reruns start at 6am. So I chanced upon this tv evangelist and I find it amusing and hilarious how they state the obvious.

“Remember, Jesus is Lord! Jesus is Lord!”

Yes, lady. We know that. We know Jesus is Lord and the Lord is Jesus.

Kind of want to go live on tv and shout:

“Oxygen is air! Remember folks, oxygen is air!”

~ by Lorie on November 10, 2007.